June 2012
13 posts
just had to yell at a huge opossum to quit licking trash juice off the porch
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im going to smoke a cigarette in the house cause there’s no one here to stop me
May 2012
230 posts
How to be classy in three easy steps:
Open this tab.
Open this tab.
Open this tab.
doloresdepalabra:
Toda la literatura consiste en un esfuerzo para hacer real la vida. Como todos saben, incluso cuando actúan sin saber, la vida es absolutamente irreal, en su realidad directa; los campos, las ciudades, las ideas, son cosas absolutamente ficticias, hijas de nuestra compleja sensación de nosotros mismos. Son intrasmisibles todas las impresiones salvo si las hacemos literarias.
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Me: procrastinating on tumblr
My parents: can you please-
Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired
“privileged kids go to counseling, poor kids go to jail.”
– judge mathis, speaking the truth (via dandelion-junk-queen)
eliana girard be mine plz
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who’s the lady judge on so you think you can dance? and why is her face frozen…?
so, here’s what i do at my new job, mostly:
sweat
try to sound convincingly southern (when i don’t, people seem to not hear/understand me!) the hardest part of this is having to vehemently avoid saying things like goddamn/oh god/hell/jesus!/etc. saying y’all a lot and ending sentences with prepositions seems to help
get flustered
eat the dinner rolls
chat with the kitchen...
ok it’s really creepy with the two adjacent susannahs smiling on my blog hahaha
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ya’ll in case you though you had the best bf in the world you dont cause i gots him and he’s the best ever
there comes a time every so often where im watching twerk team videos again
